Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Sick and wrong.

Last night we had vegetable soup for dinner. It was good except for the green beans. I can't stand those things. I don't know why I keep trying to eat them, because they make me gag every time. Here are some other things that in my opinion are sick and wrong:

My husband's protein shakes: He makes these disgusting health shakes that consist of milk, eggs, oats and bananas. He may throw in a yogurt from time to time to spice things up a bit. They are so nasty. He'll even tell you that himself. But, he has one EVERY morning. You'd think he would have acquired a taste for them after drinking them for at least 15 years now, but he still looks like he's going to get sick when he drinks them. Go figure!


Whole bananas: I don't know why eating a banana whole makes me shudder, but nonetheless, I can only eat a banana if it is sliced.



Mr. Collins from the BBC version of "Pride and Prejudice": Everything about him is absolutely ghastly. His greasy hair, his haunting eyes, his slimy voice, his appalling personality....



Hair in the shower drain: The only way to go is bald.



Toes: That's right, I really dislike toes. All toes are ugly and revolting. Except baby toes, they're actually cute.




Finding the missing non-spill sippy cup that was once filled with milk: I don't even want to try and describe how nauseating this discovery is.

These are just a few things I find really repulsive. What are some things that disgust you?

6 comments:

Wendy said...

I have to agree with you on Mr. Collins. Yuck. But I do really like bananas & green beans are yummy. See my blog.

Ingunn said...

grønne bønner er æsj!!

Anonymous said...

Noe som kunne ha vaert verre enn Mr. Collins, er en Mr. Collins "character" som heter Kaare-Vidar!

Rebecca said...

I know the horror of the lost sippy cup, when it's no longer a liquid...yuck!

Perkins Family said...

What about the brownies we made at "Carla's" house using turkey eggs? That's gotta be on your "sick and wrong" list!!!!

Stephanie said...

OH, that's funny! I can't stand people smacking their food or cutting their fingernails at their desk.