Wednesday, January 6, 2010

PROTEST!

Dear Weather Gods,

Please accept my official, sincere and humble protest against the weather. -27 C/-16 F is cruel. Please show some mercy. I don't mind the excessive amount of snow you've sent us, but I can no longer tolerate the cold.

Although hibernating for the next 4 months sounds tempting, I'm afraid this is not a realistic option for me as I have too many people depending on me.

I know you think we're all vikings up here in the north, but the viking blood running through my veins is very diluted and, yes, I will admit that I am a wimp. Please take into consideration that I have lived many years abroad.

Just a friendly reminder; Norway is not the north pole.

Please grant my wish for milder days ahead so that I can actually enjoy all the snow.

Kind regards,

Tonje

1 comment:

Shay said...

LOL! I sOOOO feel for you! I can't even imagine--maybe you should become one of those snow bunnies and hibernate in California for some winter 75 degree bliss:) My days are probably numbered here, so I have very little room to brag:) Thanks for the good laugh though--always loved your humor:)