I took my 7 year old to her ballett class last night. While waiting for her, I made an observation. And now I will tell you about it. There is an automatic door opener next to one of the doors. People who are fully capable of opening the door manually feel drawn to this button. What's funny is when this door opener doesn't work. People will push the button over and over again, rather than just opening the door themselves. Personally, I think this is a sign of laziness.
We're big Jeff Foxworthy fans. My husband (who is a self proclaimed red neck) loves his red neck jokes. In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy, I came up with the following:
You know you are lazy when.....
- you text someone in the other room to do something for you
- you don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom
- your postal mail still has junk mail from 2004 sitting in the mailbox
- your fridge is full by keeping small left overs in big pots rather than putting them into small containers
- you use paper plates every day
- you order delivery from the pizza place next door
- you smack the tv remote instead of replacing the batteries
- you take the elevator one story up to get to the gym
- you drive to a store on the other side of a parking lot
Can't think of any more at the moment. Do you have some to share?
1 comment:
You know you're lazy when....You are excited to have another baby not only because you WANT another baby, but because you know people won't ask you to do anything for a while.
(No, Tonje, I'm not having any more babies. I just REMEMBER feeling this way.)
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